SULE-SMILE YOU DON'T CRY

Ini dia lagu yang biasa dinyanyiin sama bang Sule, mau denger, silahkan di dengarkan:

lirik lagu "SMILE YOU DON'T CRY"

You want to say goodbye
I want to holiday
I give you food capcay
After dont cry

Try to look at the sky
Nothing to puyunghay
I want to you cingcay
Don't finish i ngacay

bridge :
I want you and me, always together.
Always together, i want you and me.
You dont running, me and the cry....

Reff :
For you.... i and the sky.
Nothing the wind of change, because i love you so much.
oh.. my love, my darling...
I too i love you...

Smile, you don't cry... 3x

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Beberapa Pertanyaan "Simple" Yang Selalu Dijawab Salah

Kebanyakan dari kita, jika diberikan pertanyaan "Lampu apa yang ada di persimpangan jalan?" atau "Kenapa mobil berhenti dilampu merah?", pasti jawabannya "Lampu merah" dan "Takut ditilang, takut polisi, takut ketabrak, dll.". Padahal jawaban tersebut salah, bahkan bisa dibilang salah besar. Masih banyak pertanyaan-pertanyaan yang mudah seperti pertanyaan di atas, tetapi mayoritas orang menjawab salah.

Lampu apa yang ada di persimpangan jalan?
Jawab : Lampu merah!!
Benar : Lampu merah, kuning, dan hijau

Ban Becak Ada Berapa hayoo?
Jawab : 3
Benar : 6 (3 ban dalem + 3 ban luar)

Kenapa mobil berhenti dilampu merah?
Jawab : Takut ditilang, takut polisi, takut ketabrak...
Benar : Karena direm. (klo gak direm mau lampu apa juga pasti nyelonong aje)

Rem itu gunanya buat apa?
Jawab : Yah buat berhenti lha...
Benar : Buat ngebut! (coba klo gak ada rem, Rossi juga gak berani ngebut)

Ayam sama telur duluan yang mana?
Jawab : Rancuh dan alesannya aneh2 dah...
Benar : AYAM! karena ayam mengenal telur tapi telur tidak mengenal ayam seperti ibu kita yang mengenal bayi mereka, sedangkan bayi belum tentu mengenal mana ibunya

Minuman apa yang paling murah di warteg?
Jawab : Air putih
Benar : Air bening. Klo putih masih mahal (susu)

Sebutkan 10 hewan buas dalam waktu 10 detik!!!
Jawab : Macan, ular, buaya, nenek-nenek, beruang, komodo, kamprettt...
Benar : 5 macan, 5 singa!

Ruang apa yang paling ditakutin di RS?
jawab : Ruang mayaaaaat, ruang operasi...
Benar : Ruang administrasi...hehehe...

Jam 12:15 membentuk sudut lancip berapa derajat?
Jawab : 90 derajat
Benar : 86,25 (itu ukur aja sendiri)

2+2X2-2/2 = ?
Jawab : 3
Benar : 5 (coba aja di MS EXCEL =2+2X2-2/2 )

Jari kaki depan kucing ada berapa?
Jawab : 10 deh kayanya...
Benar : 8 (itung sendiri)

Jari kaki belakang kucing?
Jawab : 8 juga x... eh 10 apa yah?
Benar : 12 (cek aja pada si kucing)

Binatang apa yang jago berenang ?
Jawab : Ikan!!!!
Benar : Bebek (ikan mah menyelam, gak ngambang...)

Petani Indonesia paling gak bisa nanem apa hayo?
jawab : Apel, anggur, arbei, pear… buah2an import!!!!
Benar : Pare (bayangin aja nanem se-hektar pahit semua)

Punya uang Rp.1200,- beli permen Rp.400,- kembaliannya berapa?
Jawab : Rp.800,-
Benar : Rp.600,- (ini udah pada tau yah?)

Uang pecahan seratus ribu nol-nya ada berapa?
Jawab : 5
Benar : 20 (itung dah)

Berapa berat badan agan?
Jawab : 50 Kilo
Benar : W = m.g = 50 x 10 = 500 Newton

Jika seekor kuda menghadap barat laut, ekornya menghadap ?
Jawab : Tenggara, timur laut!!! barat daya... duh pusing
Benar : Ke bawah

Kereta KRL melaju ke arah barat daya, asapnya ke arah?
Jawab : Duh, gak hapal arah kebelakang...
Benar : Gak ada asapnya...

Bahasa inggisnya papan tulis!!!
Jawab : Blackboard!
Benar : Chalkboard (tes aja di google translate)

Launching Ducati Desmosedici GP 12

MALIN KUNDANG BERBAHASA INGGRIS

Once upon a time, on the north coast of Sumatra lived a poor woman and his son. The boy was called Malin Kundang. They didn’t earn much as fishing was their only source of income. Malin Kundang grew up as a skillful young boy. He always helps his mother to earn some money. However, as they were only fisherman’s helper, they still lived in poverty. “Mother, what if I sail overseas?” asked Malin Kundang one day to his mother. Her mother didn’t agree but Malin Kundang had made up his mind. “Mother, if I stay here, I’ll always be a poor man. I want to be a successful person,” urged Malin kundang. His mother wiped her tears, “If you really want to go, I can’t stop you. I could only pray to God for you to gain success in life,” said his mother wisely. “But, promise me, you’ll come home.”

In the next morning, Malin Kundang was ready to go. Three days ago, he met one of the successful ship’s crew. Malin was offered to join him. “Take a good care of yourself, son,” said Malin Kundang’s mother as she gave him some food supplies. “Yes, Mother,” Malin Kundang said. “You too have to take a good care of yourself. I’ll keep in touch with you,” he continued before kissing his mother’s hand. Before Malin stepped onto the ship, Malin’s mother hugged him tight as if she didn’t want to let him go.



It had been three months since Malin Kundang left his mother. As his mother had predicted before, he hadn’t contacted her yet. Every morning, she stood on the pier. She wished to see the ship that brought Malin kundang home. Every day and night, she prayed to the God for her son’s safety. There was so much prayer that had been said due to her deep love for Malin Kundang. Even though it’s been a year she had not heard any news from Malin Kundang, she kept waiting and praying for him.



After several years waiting without any news, Malin Kundang’s mother was suddenly surprised by the arrival of a big ship in the pier where she usually stood to wait for her son. When the ship finally pulled over, Malin Kundang’s mother saw a man who looked wealthy stepping down a ladder along with a beautiful woman. She could not be wrong. Her blurry eyes still easily recognized him. The man was Malin Kundang, her son.



Malin Kundang’s mother quickly went to see her beloved son. “Malin, you’re back, son!” said Malin Kundang’s mother and without hesitation, she came running to hug Malin Kundang, “I miss you so much.” But, Malin Kundang didn’t show any respond. He was ashamed to admit his own mother in front of his beautiful wife. “You’re not my Mother. I don’t know you. My mother would never wear such ragged and ugly clothes,” said Malin Kundang as he release his mother embrace.



Malin Kundang’s mother take a step back, “Malin…You don’t recognize me? I’m your mother!” she said sadly. Malin Kundang’s face was as cold as ice. “Guard, take this old women out of here,” Malin Kundang ordered his bodyguard. “Give her some money so she won’t disturb me again!” Malin Kundang’s mother cried as she was dragged by the bodyguard, ”Malin… my son. Why do you treat your own mother like this?”



Malin Kundang ignored his mother and ordered the ship crews to set sail. Malin Kundang’s mother sat alone in the pier. Her heart was so hurt, she cried and cried. “Dear God, if he isn’t my son, please let him have a save journey. But if he is, I cursed him to become a stone,” she prayed to the God.



In the quiet sea, suddenly the wind blew so hard and a thunderstorm came. Malin Kundang’s huge ship was wrecked. He was thrown by the wave out of his ship, and fell on a small island. Suddenly, his whole body turned into stone. He was punished for not admitting his own mother.*** (sources: http://ceritarakyat.50webs.com)